A: Omigosh, Mom.
me: What?
A: Miss Ashley and I made cookies last night. And....omigosh...we made some with white chocolate and macamamia muts....and they were just HORRIBLE! They had nuts in them! Disgusting.
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(Scene: Daughter on a pleasant bike ride with Mom. Polly Pocket helmet strapped on, girl atop bright blue, purple and white bicycle, pedalling her heart out while her Care Bear shoes' lights flash with equal intensity. Mom, wearing brown flip-flops and workout attire, breathlessly follows.)
A: Mom, you know what China rhymes with?
me: What?
A: China rhymes with bagina!
me: Bagina? You mean, v*gina?
A: Yeah.
me: Do you know what v*gina means?
A: No.
Next week: A lesson on female anatomy. Don't miss it!
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10 comments:
HA HA HA! and to think i'll be having these conversations with Lily all too soon...
Oh my gosh! That is hilarious!
THIS IS FANTASTIC!!!!!
hahaha...that is so great! I like how she just opened that door for you!
Too, too funny!
hahahahaha. i guess bagina is better than va-jay-jay.
They say to "call it what it is". Keep it real, now... :-)
MW
Ha ha! I love it! Sounds like a converstaion Blair and I have had.
oh wow. thats like when reid & audrey had bathtime and she ever so calmly pointed at reid's "private" and gave me this inquisitive look and said "what is that??" and i didnt skip a beat to say " ask your mommy and daddy when they get home, sweetie."
miss/love you!
Hi there from Asia! Just stumbled across your blog. Great story. My niece's word for v*g*na was actually china for a while. We had a sweet baby girl in March. Come visit us sometime!... Kim & Pete
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