Episode One: Cookies and China
A: Omigosh, Mom.
A: Miss Ashley and I made cookies last night. And....omigosh...we made some with white chocolate and macamamia muts....and they were just HORRIBLE! They had nuts in them! Disgusting.
*And we're back...*
(Scene: Daughter on a pleasant bike ride with Mom. Polly Pocket helmet strapped on, girl atop bright blue, purple and white bicycle, pedalling her heart out while her Care Bear shoes' lights flash with equal intensity. Mom, wearing brown flip-flops and workout attire, breathlessly follows.)
A: Mom, you know what China rhymes with?
A: China rhymes with bagina!
me: Bagina? You mean, v*gina?
me: Do you know what v*gina means?
Next week: A lesson on female anatomy. Don't miss it!